Why 90s Music Is Still Perfect For Every Situation In Life

The 90s were probably the last decade of decent music we will ever have.

So establishing that we know that music nowadays is terrible. By terrible, I really mean all the same. God forbid, you forget your phone at home and have to listen to the radio with the same 5 songs on repeat on every station. You have Ariana Grande and her awful high pitched, feels like she's yelling at you voice. Then you have Pitbull and Neyo who somehow are pop stars voted by god knows who. Flip the station, you have Taylor Swift pop nightmares that get stuck in your head all damn day long. Lastly, every song that isn't an annoying pop song is an EDM song.

I don't know why people think EDM music just bursted on the scene in these past couple years, it has been around for awhile but no one was giving the DJs the kind of money or attention they are now receiving. So of course, every artist has to put an EDM spin on all of their songs. YAY! Congratulations, your music all sounds exactly the same.

It just makes me so sad. What happened to Rock n Roll? What happened to the true musicians ones that didn't use a laptop to make music? Ones that actually play dozens of instruments to entertain us? Since when was being a "DJ" better than being a ROCKSTAR? I don't know man but I do know that this generation has their music priorities seriously f&*ked up.

So we are going to take a couple minutes and walk down memory lane when the music was a heck of a lot better. When every song we listened to actually had lyrics we could relate to and not just lyrics about getting "turnt" in the club. At one time, it really felt like every 90s song had a special place in our daily life.

When you're getting ready for school and you're bumping Spice Girls...

Or when you and your bf/gf got into a big fight and you had to bump some Scene Aesthetic/Spill Canvas to get through your day.

Maybe if you were hitting the gym you could bump some Blink182 and really get you turning up hard on the treadmil. The Party Song easily had you burning 200 extra calories.

Or how about when your parents let you go to the movies on a Friday night which was a HUGE deal and you were listening to Christina Aguilera's 'Genie in a Bottle' to start feeling good about the night.

Lets go back to the greatest time when rapping truly was an ART. Lyrics meant more than getting down with "bad b*tches." When Marshall Mathers, Eminem, Mr. Slim Shady was and WILL ALWAYS BE KING. If you didn't listen to Slim then there's a high chance we weren't friends. No one goes harder than him.

Lastly, BOY BANDS. Yeah you know it, N*SYNC & Backstreet Boys RULED. No one gets down harder on karoake night to Bye Bye Bye than you and your crew.

So what do you say people?

LETS BRING THE 90S BACK.

#BringBackThe90s

Xoxo,

A Guy's Girl