The Midterm Struggle Bus
- Natalie Buchoz
- Mar 9, 2015
- 2 min read
Midterm struggle party of one, your table is ready.
SOS.
So we breeze through the semester till about mid-March then we know we are about to get screwed. Midterms are here and I am sure all you college undergrads are feeling my pain.
So in between trying to study for my 4 midterms I have this week I am writing you this blog post because I need to let off some steam. Lets go through the steps of studying for midterms and the post midterm relief that we can all feel will happen maybe one day. That day isn't soon enough in my opinion.

Step #1: Assess the damage of all the reading you haven't been keeping up on and attempt the study guide with prior knowledge (which isn't much seeing as you haven't been doing the reading) LOL well here goes...

Step #2: Studying really makes you realize HOW HUNGRY YOU ARE. Need a donut right meow.

Step #3: Actually attempt the readings, hell yeah we are studious AF right now. Totally feeling good about this midterm not even concerned at all.

Step #4: You then realize that Step #3 was totally your over-falsity sense of confidence and you really don't know anything still.

Step #5: Starting to only focus on everything you could be doing instead of studying like getting wasted off of $1 shots with your girls. The scrolling through Instagram starts to become an obsession and then the creeping starts. You may even find yourself online shopping, literally anything to not be studying right now.

Step #6: Okay regroup, we can do this.

Step #7: We fully commit, an all nighter it is. NEED MORE CAFFEINE AND MY ROOMMATE TO STOP PLAYING MUSIC.

Step #8: Basically.

Step #9: We are holding on but were barely breathing, and no those aren't just song lyrics....

Step #10: WE NEED HOPE. HOPE FOR A MIRACLE PASSING GRADE ON THIS MIDTERM.

ON POINT. THIS GUY UNDERSTANDS US AND THE MIDTERM STRUGGLE.
But until then...

Not so happy studying.

Thanks bae<3333333
Xoxo,
A Guy's Girl
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