Mustache March: Hot or Not

Ladies, I mustache you a question.

Its mustache march, are you feeling the facial hair or not?!

I don't know about you but I love mustache march. Facial hair is so dang sexy in my book. But facial Hair is one of those things that girls usually either love or hate. Facial hair is also one of those things guys like to play around and experiment with, even though they kind of really shouldn't sometimes. You're with me, right, ladies? Some types of facial hair just does not look good, period.

So, for ladies who'd like a laugh and for lads who'd like a little learnin' on this subject, let's take a look at some of the pros/cons of having facial hair. Maybe I can persuade you to like it ;)

PROS:

Beards and mustaches can be soft and kind of cozy – at least when they're full grown. When they're not, well, I'll get to that in a minute. Anyway, if you keep your beard nice and soft and cushion-y, I bet your girl won't mind it half so bad ;)

Some guys look really good with beards, whether they're long and full or just a little bit of shadow. Facial hair can completely transform the way a man looks. I think that's cool, because I can't really do that, even if I change my hair color. Girls like the mystery attached to this facial phenomenon.

Girls who like mustaches & beards find the guys that have them to be more manly and sexier because of their facial hair. But there's a happy medium, a WELL taken care of beard is hard to do, we don't enjoy looking at a straggly bush on your face. Trim that!

There is something so sexy and inviting about a man with facial hair. Because who wants their man looking like a baby face child who hasn't hit puberty yet? NOT ME.

CONS:

So making out with a guy with seious stubble, can also do terrible things to your face. Here's another thing many girls don't like about facial hair: it burns! When a guy's stubbly chin or cheek rubs against your skin, that hurts like fire. Not cool! Girls don't like beard burn, it creates unsightly blemishes and basically road rash on your face. Guys, remember that five o'clock shadows look really sexy, but they don't feel too great.

Guys who get hardcore into their chin hair go through this crazy cycle. See, these guys will first decide they don't want to a beard anymore, so they shave. Then, in 3-6 months, depending on the guy, they want one again, so they stop shaving. Just as you get used to seeing him with a beard again, another 3-6 months have passed and he's ready to shave it off. And that's a shame, because sometimes you love it and sometimes you really want him to shave.