50 Shades of Insane: The 17 Types of Crazy Girls

Why did she friend my Dad on Facebook? Well, because she's 50 Shades of Crazy.

So many guy of my guyfriends get pulled in by gorgeous ladies (all their mascara maskes the crazy their hiding) and soon find themselves trapped. But how do you know if a girl is crazy before its too late? By too late, I mean she has gone all Glen Close from Fatal Attraction on you ;)

Here are the 17 different types of crazy girls that you gotta watch out for.

1. The Passive Aggressive Girl- This girl won't ever let you see her go nuts but she's silently crazy. She'll be fake smiling, shaking off your last fight meanwhile secretly putting laxatives in your brownies.

2. The Aggressive Girl- The girl is the type to soberly punch her bf in the face when shes angry, and also punch holes in his walls. Tip: get plastic glasses from IKEA so when she tries to throw they won't shatter.

3. The Family Obsesser Girl- The girl who is always trying to get you to invite her to family functions. Then she tries to win your family over in extreme fashion.

4. The Creeper- The girl who stalks ALL your social media pages and knows your twice removed aunt's name and whole family.

5. The Stalker- The girl who follows you to work because she doesn't trust you where you're going. Yikes.

6. The Surprise Visitor- This girl comes over without a heads up. You can't get rid of her, like ever.

7. The Selfish Girl- This girl is not necessarily crazy but she won't shut up about herself. Because she's probably crazy about herself.

8. The GoldDigger- This girl only cares about your money, money and did I money? Guard your debit cards!

9. The Homie Hopper- This girl you broke up with last week has hooked up with 3 of your closest friends to "get back at you." But you don't care and it's annoying seeing her around your crew.

10. The Two- The girl that you hooked up with when you had your beer goggles on and now she's blowing up your phone and won't leave you alone. Thank god the iPhone has a "block this caller" feature.

11. The Wedding Planner- This chick is obsessed with your "future" together. She's probably already named your kids.

12. The Blackout Queen- This girl is always 50 Shades of trashed in the club. Every time your out at the club this girl is causing a scene. Go home, you're wasted.

13. The Jealous Girl- This chick may be the worst one on this list. You don't even know what this one is capable of...

14. The Class Half Empty Girl- This girl has a problem about thinking about having a problem. A bad hair day? She acts like it's worse than having strep throat.

15. The Transformer- The girl that changes your eating habits and channels and DVR without your consent. She is always trying to changeyou into something you are not.

16. The Nymphomanic- The girl that always pulls you in by sending you pictures/texts that her grandma would be ashamed of. Lolz.

17. The Compliment Girl- This girl needs your undivided attention always. She's always texting you and reaching for compliments.

I understand dating isn't all black and white, but there is no need to take it this far ladies. Communication and honesty are always the best policy with anything.

I always try to remember the saying, "Don't ever let them see you sweat." Besides the easiest way for a guy to know he won the agrument/or whatever it is, is when you react and get crazy upset.

Now ladies, why would we ever let the boys win? Hehe ;)

Xoxo,

A Guy's Girl

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